Dissecting DisneyRemember a time when things were so simple? Back when good overthrew evil, the guy got the girl, and your children hadn’t sucked the life...
The Quorn SlaughtererI was doing my weekly shop the other day at the local supermarket, the kids were in school, I had a couple of hours to kill and I knew if...
Tindering - A Beginner's GuideBeing forced out of the only place you’ve ever known where to meet other singles, the pub, now that the kiddies have taken over and you...
The CollectionThe Collection I’ve noticed it has been a while since I’ve written about the children in one of my little blogs. I don’t know why,...
Constructing The RetreatIt’s pretty amazing how you’re able to fill your day with absolutely nothing now that the new normal is to sit at home and do nothing. I...
On The Prowl After The Apocalypse Meeting people, and by people I mean women, in this post-apocalyptic world is a little different from before. With the financial industry...
Down’t Pub After The ApocalypseIt has been two years since the virus began to subside. Five billion people infected, four billion deaths worldwide. People thought at...
Stealth Sex: A Parent's TaleI’ve been told a thousand times, ‘Write about what you know, if you think something’s funny I’m sure plenty of other people will.’...
The Evolution Of A WriterToday I am going to talk about evolution. No, no, not survival of the fittest, ape to man evolution (I'm not opening that can of...